SINGERS: SECOND VILLAGER: (After looking at himself for some time) I got better. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time. Dead Collector Here. ARTHUR: I am Arthur, King of the Britons. 4. DENNIS: (in the background as we PULL OUT) did you see him repressing me, then? get the sword out I want to cut his head off. [CUT TO interior of medieval hall. Dont like her? Haw! CUT TO shot from over his shoulder: castle (e.g. Theres something about the phrase call your door-opening request a silly thing that sticks with you, especially if youve ever had a roommate call you with their arms full from right outside. They have dressed her as a witch and outfitted her with a point nose made from a carrot. Spamalot, the Broadway musical directed by Mike Nichols and starring Tim Curry, owes its title to the goofy rhymeand the long-running shows three Tonys (and hilarity in its own right) shouldnt be ignored. ], [ARTHUR looks at PATSY. ARTHUR: Lancelot! Monty Python on Monty Python and the Holy Grail View All Credits 1 6.3K French castle Lyrics MIX THROUGH one or two shots of them on their way again, until they approach a terrific. A blessing from the lord. BEDEVERE: So how can we tell if she is made of wood? ALL: A witch! Written by the entire troupeGraham Chapman, John Cleese, Eric Idle, Terry Gilliam, Terry Jones and Michael Palinthe films place in the comedy canon is hard to debate. The best bit, however, comes when Arthur notes that God had a good idea. The ending is the original ending. He beat a very brave retreat He's already got one, you see? [ARTHUR and PATSY riding. We dine well here in Camelot "On second thought, let's not go to Camelot," he tells them. He says he's not dead. ARTHUR: Well, u-- um, can we come up and have a look? ], [A MAN appears on the battlements. Anybody armed must go, too. THIRD HEAD: 'Ere, stop it. Remember all of the best jokes by reading through the best and funniest Monty Python and the Holy Grail quotes below. With their feet off the ground, with one lance through the lot of them, they are skewered up like a barbecue. Arthurs army at the end of the movie was made up entirely of 175 students (shot from various angles to make it seem as if there was double that number) from Scotlands University of Stirling. Wind. ARTHUR: Then I dub you Sir Bedevere Knight of the Round Table! He asks the first knight his name, his quest, and his favorite color. ARTHUR: Run away! BEDEVERE: Why do you think she is a witch? Riiight back. MIX TO the group now plus SIR GAWAIN and PAGE (who is weighted down by an enormous quantity of luggage) riding down by a stream and approaching SIR HECTOR. Gilliam himself was the gorilla hand, which he bought at a local London joke shop. GAWAIN: (at the back, to PAGE) It's only a model. Their eyes light up. ], [SERVANT makes noises of horses halting, with a flourish. When King Arthur and his knights arrive, they're treated to a barbershop-quartet-style ditty with some very forced rhymes: We're knights of the Round Table.We dance whene'er we're able.We do routines and chorus scenesWith footwork impeccable.We dine well here in Camelot.We eat ham and jam and Spam a lot. See you on Thursday. In a series of sketches and animations, the Pythons recount scenes from the Grail legend in which the knights forsake their chorus line can-can dancing in Camelot for a higher aim. Nothing puts you in a medieval frame of mind like someone clubbing an elderly man to death as he chants I feel happy, I feel happy., Well, I didnt vote for you. Peasant Woman to King Arthur. ], [ARTHUR narrows his eyes, wondering whether the BLACK KNIGHT will survive. SOLDIER: I'll tell you why not because a swallow is about eight inches long and weighs five ounces, and you'd be lucky to find a coconut under a pound. The fingers turning the pages belong to Gilliams wife, Maggie Weston, a makeup artist who worked on Flying Circus and would go on to work on some of her husbands films like Brazil and The Adventures of Baron Munchausen (for which she earned an Oscar nomination in 1990). The bodies lurch away from CAMERA to reveal they are amongst a huge pile of bodies on a swaying cart that is lumbering away from CAMERA. FRENCH GUARD: Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be After they pass, the LARGE MAN turns to the CART DRIVER]. What a give-away. BLACK KNIGHT: Running away eh? praised! Monty Python (sometimes known as The Pythons) were a British surreal comedy group who created their sketch comedy show Monty Python's Flying Circus, which first aired on the BBC in 1969. Wait tell me, what also floats on water? Ni! Quiet! The KNIGHTS crouch down under cover.]. The over-the-top understatement of calling an amputated arm a flesh wound is something that I use all the time whenever I get (minorly) injured. Dawn breaking. silence possibly, atmospheric music. [ARTHUR takes his last leg off. Throw her in the pond. [ARTHUR and PATSY ride up at this point and watch what follows with interest]. Another louder, closer howl is heard and GALAHAD stumbles and falls heavily. Thanks to its creative freedom, Minecraft players have been parodying movies, TV shows, and other video games. Bodium) rising out of the mist. 2023. [2 ANIMATION/LIVE ACTION SEQUENCE - DEATH AND DEVASTATION], [CUT TO Terry Gilliam's sequence of Brueghel prints. unclog my nose in your direction', sons of a window-dresser! And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy." And the Lord spake . very keen. I know it's probably blasphemy, but I made the French Taunting scene out of Minecraft. 2:28. That wasn't included in this version of the script, so I didn't add it. On the way, Arthur battles the Black Knight who, despite having had all his limbs chopped off, insists he can still fight. Sign UpYes, I would like to receive Paste's newsletter, 2023 Paste Media Group. I like to imagine this is how the upper crust still talks about potential matches in their social circles. [As he moves, the BLACK KNIGHT bars the way.]. 1 Mar. Gilliam and Jones, the two rookie directors, had a rude awakening when they showed up to work on the movie. Next: Minecraft Player's Enormous Shrek Build Takes The Ogre To New Heights. castle by force! GALAHAD: He says they've already got one! So they make a further demand: Arthur and Bedevere have had enough, and refuse to cut down a tree with a herring. The Python phenomenon developed from the television series into something larger in scope and impact, including touring stage shows, films, numerous albums, several books, and a stage musical. GOD: Arthur! DENNIS: I told you, We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune, we take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week. [He puts hands to his ears and blows a raspberry.]. mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. When asked the question while screening Holy Grail in Paris, Eric Idle jokingly answered by saying, Jesus Christ: Lust for Glory.. ], [CUT TO ARTHUR and COMPANY watching from the bushes. It even made it on a t-shirt at one point. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. These red-eyed rabbits were actually Mojang Studio's homage to Monty Python's Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog to begin with. Monty Python & The Holy Grail (Script) . It looks as though like there's dirty work afoot. ARTHUR: If you will not show us the Grail, we shall take your Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken, The dialogue continues on, with Dennis describing his cohort of filth-farmers as "an anarcho-syndicalist commune." ], [CUT TO WIDE SHOT of castle and woodland. Tie weights on her. Atillion's fan video demonstrates the creative flexibility ofthe Mojang hit, evengoing one step further than typical movie recreations in Minecraft. Just a flesh wound. SECOND VILLAGER: She turned me into a newt. ], [CUT BACK TO ARTHUR and PATSY watching like a tennis match. fellows outwit you a second time! ], [CUT BACK to the fight. DENNIS: Ah! Perhaps he was dictating. While not confirmed, it's very possible Atillion could end up recreating the entire movie if their clever and funny Minecraft videos continue to impress. OFFICER #1: Just pull it off. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join our court at Camelot.. As the door creaks open GALAHAD steps quickly inside. I feel happy. A fan has made a new Monty Python and the Holy Grail scene using Minecraft. But many times In Mercea. If you like it, you've watched it many times (if you don't like it, you may have given up halfway through). And now, remain gone, illegitimate-faced bugger-folk! Monty Python and the Holy Grail - Opening Scene, Monty Python and the Holy Grail (Camelot Song), Monty Python and the Holy Grail - Im Being Repressed, Monty Python and the Holy Grail (Bridge of Death), Monty Python and the Holy Grail - Black Knight, Knights of the round table / Camelot song. News; Games. ARTHUR addresses him.]. Wind whistles. BEDEVERE: How do you know she is a witch? Lancelot! Arthur and Patsy mime riding horses, while Patsy clicks coconuts to create the sound. Come along. [As the storm rages we pick up GALAHAD forcing his way through brambles and over slippery rocks. Curse me if you will, but at least my mother wasn't a hamster, nor did my father smell of elderberries.. Minecraft Player's Enormous Shrek Build Takes The Ogre To New Heights. A few other minor characters, like Sir Gawain, also were eliminated. We're opera mad in Camelot All Rights Reserved, 1. Release date: 1975-05-25; Production: Python (Monty) Pictures Limited / Michael White Productions / National Film Trustee Company / When they wanted a name to go before that, John Cleese suggested something slithery like Python, while Eric Idle came up with the name Monty to suggest a sort of drunken British stereotype. avenged. of Camelot. KNIGHTS: SINGERS: He is brave Sir Robin, brave Sir Robin, who ROBIN: (to SINGERS) Shut up. Every time I try to talk to someone it's sorry this and forgive me that and I'm not worthy and What are you doing now? King of all Britons, defeator of the Saxons, I am And this my trusty servant, Patsy. MAN: No. weight ratios! The Pythons' influence on comedy has been compared to the Beatles' influence on music. Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable. CART DRIVER: I can't take him like this. contains the first full draft and final draft of the screenplay of the feature film plus changes made in the shooting script. ARTHUR: Man. They come slowly closer. The ENGLISH scuttle back into the undergrowth. I must speak with your lord and master. They look timorous. Source: Monty Python and The Holy Grail (Book) A First Draft by all of the Python members. In 1975, Monty Python And The Holy Grail, a quote-laden classic farce from British troupe Monty Python, opened in theaters. they're so depressing. The scene in which Sir Robin meets the 3-headed Knight was extensively re-written. ARTHUR looks at the battlements. On the castle. A self-perpetuating autocracy? The reading of the Book of Armaments (chapter two, verses nine to 21 if were being specific) weaves punchlines into Biblical diction and style, hammering home the humor in the religious texts devotion to repeating itself in increasingly complicated ways. All right! Peasant No you're not. GALAHAD: He says they've already got one! They come slowly closer. Between our quests The Knights get a lot of mileage out of making silly sounds and repeating said silly sounds, making the quote and the bit some of the most endearingly childish of the film. [A village. And no, theres no one else up there we can talk to. GOD: Right. Write your screenplay and focus on the story with many helpful features. CART DRIVER: He hasn't got shit all over him. [It begins to fade. FIRST VILLAGER: Make a bridge out of her. I fart in your general direction. FRENCH GUARD: Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen. Monty Python and the Holy Grail Sacred-Texts Legends and Sagas Note: this is a transcript of the movie produced by an anonymous fan. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Suppose two swallows carried it together? FIRST HEAD: (to SIR ROBIN) Knight, I have decided to kill you. Like the movie, the parody ends with the French castle barely hurt and the English retreating. ARTHUR: If you will not show us the Grail we shall storm your castle. King, eh! un cadeau. clip8 The French Taunting -Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975) - YouTube About the sacred quest:http://youtu.be/XB1tk4Www0AHoly cow~ About the sacred. It's both a pointed criticism of government and an explanation of popular sovereignty. Have at you! Cuenta con una puntuacin muy alta en IMDb: 8.2 estrellas de 10. As an added bonus, Atillionincludesa health bar for the French castle once Arthur and his knights attempt to attack it. I am in haste. It comes nearer. For example, one talented player used Minecraft to build a Hobbit homefrom TheLord of the Rings. If theres one line on this list that will haunt parents watching this movie with their children (which I personally recommendwith a few scenes excepted), its this one. SUPERIMPOSE 'England AD 787'. Will you join me? streaming francais. At a signal from ARTHUR the two PAGES step forward and give a brief fanfare. BEDEVERE: And that, my lord, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped. and the enigmatic "Ni!". ARTHUR steps back triumphantly.]. ARTHUR: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. The best music, movies, TV, books, comedy and more. It wouldnt be a Monty Python production without some signature animation from Terry Gilliam and some signature fun-poking at Christianity. MAN: Of course not! Arthur, King of the Britons, your Knights of the Round Table shall have a task to make them an example in these dark times GOD: Course it's a good idea. We're knights of the Round Table.Our shows are formidable,But many times we're given rhymesThat are quite unsingable.We're opera mad in Camelot.We sing from the diaphragm a lot. He makes up his mind in an instant and stumbles manfully toward it. ARTHUR peers through the mist. Additional Sources:Blu-ray special features Shots of the FRENCH. FIRST VILLAGER: And the hat. Pleasant pastoral music. Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person. The rabbit savagely kills Bors, and Tim doesn't spare the I-told-you-sos: In a scene that harkens back to the beginning of the film, King Arthur and the knights reach the Bridge of Death, the bridgekeeper asks three questions before they can pass. Graham Chapman has the fewest number of characters, appearing as four different people: King Arthur, the voice of God, the hiccupping guard, and the middle head of the Three-Headed Knight. King of the Britons! More louder, closer howling. It is the lair of the killer rabbit of Caerbannog. Quoi? They sing:]. At a signal from ARTHUR the two PAGES step forward and give a brief fanfare. If you are not prepared to agree to my demands I shall be forced to take Oh Christ! Then they both do a quick furtive look up and down the street. Tim the Enchanter (Cleese) tries to warn them that there is more danger than meets the eye. ARTHUR and PATSY ride into SHOT, slightly nose to the air, they ride through without acknowledging anybody. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the social and economic differences in our society! Our quest is at an end! What? .. The poorer verses are made clearer by CUTTING to a group of knights actually engaged in the described task while the line itself is sung. They manage to escape by using the one word that the Knights of Ni cannot abide: "it.". The CART DRIVER very swiftly brings up a club and hits the OLD MAN.]. [ARTHUR and PATSY start to cross the bridge.]. Discordant and sparse. . A leg falls across it. Ni will be inescapable. Monty Python Play French Taunter Free Hot lyrics Midnight Sky Miley Cyrus Positions Ariana Grande Therefore I Am Billie Eilish Monster Shawn Mendes Christmas Saves The Year twenty one pilots Willow Taylor Swift Monty Python - French Taunter Lyrics And now I want to turn you to Sumeria,. Caitlin Dinunzio is a writer for Screen Rant, focusing mainly on gaming news. We sing from the diaphragm a lot. SUPERIMPOSE "England AD 787". We see the group approach and he throws off the apron and puts down the hen-house and goes to join them. Back with 'em. Overwatch 2; . "It is a silly place.". If there's EVER going to be any progress DENNIS:! And a MAN tied to a cart is being hammered to death by four NUNS with huge mallets. SONG: I thought we were an autonomous collective DENNIS: You're fooling yourself. It's a 'working' version of the script., NOT the final script that was filmed. In the open doorway of one house perhaps we jug glimpse a pair of legs dangling from the ceiling. Hello?! MIX TO the group (now plus HECTOR and PAGE) approaching some group of buildings or whatever. I am Arthur, King of the Britons can you tell me who lives in that castle? There you go. Simultaneously a history joke and a boob joke, the hugetracts of land line sneaks in commentary on tactical feudal marriages, aimed to increase a familys capital holdings, into a scene filled with oddball references and an absurd Abbott and Costello routine. [PEOPLE (i.e. I wave my private parts at your I am Sir Galahad, a knight of the Round Table. A five-ounce bird could *not* carry a one-pound. BLACK KNIGHT: The Black Knight always triumphs. It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon from the castle of Camelot. Back. The Knights of the Round Table Music swells and fades and we MIX THROUGH TO: [Fairly close HEAD-ON SHOT of the KNIGHTS riding along. ARTHUR: (Pointing to the arm on ground) Well, what's that then? Run away! IMDB: 8.3 Metacritic: 93 Rotten Tomatoes: 97% Monty Python and the Holy Grail Screenplay Edit Buy PG (Parental Guidance Suggested) Year: 1975 91 Now, this is what they did. The rabbit has a large red bow tied round it and a rather crudely written label, which reads 'Pour votres amis Francais'. Peasant Well he will be soon, he's very ill. I'm getting better! Movie Ratings: 7.8/105,016 Votes. THREE HEADS: You are a Knight of the Round Table? ARTHUR: Well can we come up and have a look? ARTHUR and PATSY approach him.]. And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin. No chance, English bedwetting types! The French taunting that the knights weather is brutal, but perhaps no burn was repeated as often among my circle of Python fans as that wild line about hamsters and elderberries. How many of me think I should kill him? A MIDDLE-AGED LADY in a C. & A. twin-set emerges from the trees and looks in horror at the body of her HUSBAND.]. [3] The wolves' howling is very close. The running jokeof the knights riding around on invisible horses with the sound of the horses hooves clopping coming from their squires clapping coconuts together came from the fact that the group didnt have enough money in the budget to afford actual horses. The gags about what floats and what doesnt land every time, but the deadpan thoughtfulness on John Cleeses face as he delivers this particularly surreal set-up and punchline are priceless. Whose castle is this? That are quite unsingable reasonable. It's both a pointed criticism of government and an explanation of popular sovereignty. The BLACK KNIGHT's body lands upright.]. MIX TO SIR GALAHAD surrounded by chickens. In another doorway an OLD WOMAN is beating a cat against a wall rather like one does with a mat. The Pythons originally wanted to play every role in the movie until they realized that wasnt feasible. You havn't got any arms left. Shots of the woodland with fires burning where the English lines are. ARTHUR: It is King Arthur, and these are my Knights of the The 'shrubbery', 'Knights of Ni' and 'Bridge of Death' scenes also were changed quite a lot from how they were originally planned. I blow my nose at you, Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked.". The Employment Turnover of the Credits. They ride off. ALL: Ah. Monty Python and the Holy Grail Movie (1975) - Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin. The film begins with pseudo-Swedish subtitles . My, that's an offensive weapon, Thpppt! While Arthurs knights avert their eyes and praise the lord, the Lord in question gets more and more fed up with their mortal fallibility. We eat ham and jam and spam a lot. Dead Collector He isn't! You'll be stone dead in a moment. A duck! Lancelot! ARTHUR: (as the MAN next to him is squashed by a sheep) Knights! But so be it. This is my trusty servant Patsy. Run FIRST HEAD: (swipes at himself) Take that. The main gate of the castle opens a little and the CHIEF TAUNTER's head sticks out, then another Froggie head, then another. I'm not dead! Oui, oui. 1. Often misremembered as Im not quite dead or Im not dead yet, the old man protesting his placement on the plague cart is a deliciously dark joke done with great sincerity. ALL: There are? It's against regulations. ARTHUR: We have a task, we must waste no time! Just pack that tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms! To maintain Velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings four hundred and ninety three times every second. He was portrayed by John Cleese who also played the Black Knight in the same film and King Gristle Sr. in DreamWorks' Trolls. Ad vertisement from shop Tribedragon. ], [CUT TO a MAN in modern dress standing outside a castle. # funny # movie # lol # monty python # insults. BLACK KNIGHT: All right, we'll call it a draw. I'll bite your legs off! Run away! DENNIS: Look, strange women lying on their backs in ponds handing out swords that's no basis for a system of government. away! Thpppppt! For now, you can see the French taunting scene below. ARTHUR: Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest. The sheer strangeness of the Mad Libs nouns involved are equal parts impressive for staying PG and amusing for their surrealism. bleed on me? Arthur invites the Black Knight to join the Knights of the Round Table. [From now on the THREE HEADS speak individually.]. "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" Scripts.com. Main Page | Holy Grail Sounds | Holy Grail Script | Flying Circus Scripts | Flying Circus Sounds | The Meaning of Life Script | Life of Brian Script | Silly Links. The Employment Turnover of the Credits, 4. https://www.scripts.com/script-excerpt/monty_python_and_the_holy_grail_931/directed%20by, https://www.scripts.com/script/monty_python_and_the_holy_grail_931. Right. Tribedragon. It was the only camera the production could afford. Guard / The Black Knight / Peasant 3 / Sir Launcelot the Brave / Taunting French Guard / Tim the Enchanter: . [Another ten seconds furious fighting till ARTHUR chops the BLACK KNIGHTS's other arm off, also at the shoulder. Lancelot! Arthur declares it a "draw," and he and Patsy move on. This time, the famous French Taunt scene has been parodied in-game. 12,900 sales | 5 . anyway you've got bad breath. GALAHAD: Is there someone else up there we could talk to? ARTHUR: I'll have your leg. Un cadeau. ARTHUR: You stupid bastard. He reaches the forbidding and enormous doors of the castle and beats on the doors with the handle of his sword, looking over his shoulder the while. 683K views, 7.6K likes, 951 loves, 500 comments, 5.5K shares, Facebook Watch Videos from Monty Python's Fanzone: Monty Python and the Holy Grail - French Taunting| #MontyPython I'm not! A swallow carrying a coconut? GOD: Well, don't. Youll never count to three the same way after hearing this. Let's make her into a ladder. They mutter to each other in French, look rather pleased, then rush out and start to pull the giant rabbit in. SINGLE MAN: I have to push the pram a lot. FRENCH GUARD: Allo, dappy English k-niggets and Monsieur GOD: That is your purpose Arthur the Quest for the Holy Grail [It is gone. aunties, you cheesy lot of second hand electric donkey-bottom biters. FIRST SOLDIER: No, they'd have to have it on a line. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp After the opening credits, King Arthur (Graham Chapman) and his servant Patsy (Terry Gilliam) approach a castle to recruit knights for the round table, and once again we see a famous element that resulted from the movie's low budget. [A Slight pause. If he will give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail. ROBIN: I am a Knight of King Arthur's Round Table. According to a casting call sent to the school by the production, each student was paid 2, and got free transportation, food, and an abundance of crazy antics for a single days work. I really don't know where all this got started. ], [Two PEASANTS knock them away with sledge hammers. ARTHUR: I command you, as King of the Britons to stand aside. Shes beautiful. The crafting and survival sandboxtitle from Mojang Studios lets players create alm0st anything they can visualizeby using thegame's virtual blocks. BEDEVERE checks each pan then ARTHUR looks on with interest. Dennis questioning King Arthur's legitimacy. Reddit userAtillion is back with a new Monty Python and the Holy Grail scene made in Minecraft,this time parodyingthe playful taunt betweenthe Knights of the Round Table and the French soldiers. There is a loud twang. A dictatorship? Numerous non-sequitur names were considered before that, including Owl Stretching Time, The Toad Elevating Moment, A Horse, a Spoon, and a Basin, and Bumwacket, Buzzard, Stubble and Boot. Flying Circus only stuck because the BBC informed the group they had printed their programming schedules with the name already and it couldnt be changed. ARTHUR: Now that is my final offer. They are still very fed up.]. GALAHAD: Is there someone else up there we could talk to? ], [CUT BACK TO the BLACK KNIGHT picking up the GREEN KNIGHT above his head and hurling him into the river. He peers down.]. We just catch sight of a MAN falling into a well.]. The coconut's tropical! accent, you silly king-a?! Run away! Still, every member of the group plays multiple roles, with Palin playing a grand total of 12 different characters: Sir Galahad, the soldier who argues about swallows in the opening scene; Dennis the repressed peasant; a mud villager; a singing Camelot knight; the right head of the Three-Headed Knight; the King of the Swamp Castle; a wedding guest at Swamp Castle; Brother Maynards assistant; the main Knight who says Ni; a French taunting knight; and the narrator. MAN: Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen. What are they, wise Sir Bedevere? Who goes there? Burn her! Creaking noise. 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